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[jackaalope]

if u ever feel like u have really weird and specific and intense obsessions, i think you’d benefit from learning about this book i found in the library today

seems like it’s prob a normal book and weasels are a metaphor for something ? right ? like ? that’s what you’d think ? but no; no, look:

it’s literally about women and weasels. women and weasels throughout history. it’s a long, scholarly book about women interacting with cute furry rodent slinkies throughout history

i love you, maurizio bettini, whomever you may be. you keep doin you.

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[itsallavengers]

The rest of the Avengers (Minus Bruce) don’t know that Thor No Longer Has A Right Eye any more so one day when it gets itchy Thor decides to take it out and give it a lil clean,,,, anyway yeah Steve doesn’t stop screaming for like five seconds because whAT THE FUCK THOR-

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

I walked into the kitchen at what seemed like 10 in the morning and six people I didn’t recognise were there and I was like, wtf, why are there sTrAnGeRs iN mY hOuSe, and they just turned and were basically like, oh crap, and five of them dashed out the back door and one girl just walked up to me and said apologetically, “Sorry about this,” and just outright slapped me and I woke up.

[you-are-really-perfect]

thats not a dream these people were astral traveling in your house

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[writing-prompt-s]

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Why the fuck are teenagers constantly pressured by their schools and their families to start choosing their careers and focus on getting a job when they aren’t even allowed to get a tattoo or buy a pair of fucking scissors?

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[starkspangly]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[kitkat808]

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

[crockercorpjanecrocker]

what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class
what the fuck death and dying classs

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[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[insane-tomato]

same energy as sheldon the tiny dino

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[rdj]

Sarah Paulson as Cordelia Goode in American Horror Story: Coven (2013).

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[marsincharge]

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

[charlesoberonn]

Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.

[greycorbie]

[slightmayhem]

Okay but two of those boys have too small mouths and one has too close eyes. Your child would be inbred just on his family’s side.